Try our newfangled Email-O-Matic!


If you’d like to send me a message, you’ve come to the right page. Perhaps you’ve found some glaring typo and you want to let me know privately to save me some embarrassment. Thanks. Or, maybe you need to know my middle name so you can include me in your will. No problem. This is a multi-function form that can accommodate various kinds of messages (though it is not designed for spam or rude messages).

The sections below with asterisks are mandatory. So that would be … um … all of them.

Thanks for writing!

Your Name *:

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